Pish Posh! Mankind has been digging holes on this Earth for eons! Dont let some pencil neck taxpayer financed beerucrat stop you! Write your own permission slip! download some sort of official looking coccamamie permission document off the internet and print it out! Go in off hours and only carry a screwdriver!...Anyone in authority asks, just say your "Wife/Daughter lost her ring at last weekends breast cancer fund raiser run"....nothing more...
I once said, "Coach Johnson asked me to come out here to find his wedding ring he thinks he lost here during the track meet last week..wont take me but a minute, all I got is this screwdriver"...
I dont know no coach Johnson!...minor detail!...just 'cause a stranger asks you a question, dont mean you have to give them an honest answer!
This is actually a good thing! If you Man up and get bold, You have the whole place to yourself!
If you do get 'cuffed and stuffed', have somebody take a picture of the event!...Tom will give you $100! Buck up and think of poor coach Johnson will ya?! This aint rocket surgery! Get out there and find that imaginary lost ring willya?! Before some dope runs over it with the mower!
(Hows that Tom? Ol' Muds got this one for you! You can stand down and keep your powder dry!)
Mud