Mud-puppy
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Do you see how it will never end ? And that it can begin to border on the ridiculous ?
I took a wiz out doors like 5 or 6 times already today...Instinctual...(mostly inside my pants, at my age this is the norm). I also picked up a bluejay feather, and I smoked at least a half a pack of non filters and flipped them out the window or over the fence..I rolled through a stopsign at 11:17 when there was an opening in the traffic...I snot rocketed a massive clot of lung butter in the parking lot on my way into the Piggley Wiggley for a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread...I paid cash...
My biggest felony today is picking up the blue jay feather...Or picking up that turtle trying to cross the the road...I was smoking at the time, and pulled over a solid white line, put on my hazards and jumped the hell out for a non mechanical reason...so yeah...big trouble! At least 3 or 4 felony violations there! Picking up a turtle off a roadway, smoking, pissing in pants, in possession of a blue jay feather? And I had my machete in the trunk?....Electric Chair! My poor Sams Club underwear is taking a beating, and not in a good way!..
I beg mercy of the court!...Oh wait!..I also threw an apple at a hippy on a skateboard!! I knocked the patchouli out of that worthless turd! Theres gotta be a law somewhere against that right? Throwing apples at Hippys? Or a merit badge? Something? Plus saving the turtle...gotta be some points there a guy would think...