Please give me your best Homophonic (see below) pun.
My wife is a pun freak and I want to send her at least one a day for the next week.
The winner of what she deems to be the funniest (albeit unknowingly) will be awarded one Barber Quarter.
You may enter once per day until Friday, February 26th at 8:00 CST.
Homophonic Puns
Homophonic puns are created by substituting one word for a similar-sounding word.
•A good pun is its own reword.
•I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
My wife is a pun freak and I want to send her at least one a day for the next week.
The winner of what she deems to be the funniest (albeit unknowingly) will be awarded one Barber Quarter.
You may enter once per day until Friday, February 26th at 8:00 CST.
Homophonic Puns
Homophonic puns are created by substituting one word for a similar-sounding word.
•A good pun is its own reword.
•I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
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