ENDED Best pun wins a BARBER Quarter;Ends Friday, February 26th at 8:00 CST

[NectarDetector]

Removed by poster....lol

 

[SeabeeRon]

Careful, careful!...Remember this is a Family Friendly Forum!!

 

[NectarDetector]

Careful, careful!...Remember this is a Family Friendly Forum!!

lol removed it...

 

[SeabeeRon]

Thanks Rob!

 

[Jason in Enid]

Yesterday a clown opened the door for me, I thought it was a nice jester.

 

[fishnnut]

I just got back from an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[AndrewCNJ]

Bartender asked me if I wanted beer or liquor. Liquor?! I don't even know her!

 

[matmit]

I knew the term Homophonic would trip up a few people

Please limit entries to one pun per day.
On previous posts, I will only accept the first listed pun.

Thanks

 

[Briman05]

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.—Mark Twain

 

[matmit]

I know a couple but I don't think the post or myself would be on the forum to long after I posted them.

PM bro

 

[coin chaser]

PM bro

You asked for it!

 

[coin chaser]

So I watched a beaver movie the other day and it was the best dam movie.....

 

[ugadigger]

I can tell this thread is going to be a turtle disaster!

 

[coin chaser]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds......

 

[matmit]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds......

One a day man, one a day!
We can count this one for tomorrow

 

[j_h_smith]

My wife should work for the Federal government. When she goes shopping she buys 2 of everything. I asked her why she does this and her answer...

Why buy 1, when you can buy 2 for twice the price.

 

[ohiochris]

The local bakery burned down yesterday , now their business is toast

 

[OneStudPuppy]

Hickory dickory doc the clock pendulum swing looked so mean she wrapped it in a sock.

 

[cellrdwellr]

I once farted on an elevator...it was wrong on so many levels

 

[Gonebeeping]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a Mother.