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[fishnnut]

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

 

[BufordCityDawg]

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the Fresh Prints.

BCD

 

[DIGGER27]

I drink too much beer.
My wife wants me to go to AA.
If I do I probably won't be as much fun anymore...Budweiser.

 

[metalwrkr]

This pun is fowl!

My neighbor was building a small shed with two doors in his backyard. I asked my wife what she thought it was for and she said "it must be chicken coupe". I asked how the heck she knew that, and she said "if it was a sedan, it would have FOUR doors"!............RK

 

[Ron 71]

When a midget fortune teller escaped from prison the headlines read "small medium at large"

 

[Chipk]

I can row a boat. Canoe?

 

[ohiochris]

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. He says " Doc I keep having these dreams , one night I am a wigwam and the next I am a teepee "

The doctor says " You are two tents "

 

[firewxman]

Moons over my hammies

Did you hear there's a new restaurant on the moon? The food is great but there's just no atmosphere.

 

[DIGGER27]

I always wanted a German car but all I have is a horse and a beat up old cart.
When I take my parents for a ride in it I call it my folks wagon.

 

[AIRFORCEMIKE]

 

[spaceshark]

A rope walked in a bar. The bartender told him to leave because they didn't serve ropes there. The rope walked outside, tied itself in the middle, loosened the strands on each end, shook them into a perfect mess, and walked back in the bar. The bartender asked, "Aren't you that rope I just told to leave?" The rope replied, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

 

[Chris Robinson]

Stop the pun ishment...

 

[BlueDog]

The absolute best thing about metal detecting in the nude, the magic happens when the detector gets turned on.

 

[coin chaser]

Good pun Mike but who took the pic of you?

 

[Perquimans]

Just because you eat potato chips doesn't mean you are Wise!##

 

[fishnnut]

A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start anything" ......

 

[AIRFORCEMIKE]

Good pun Mike but who took the pic of you?

 

[Shoe]

A baby boy was born without any eyelids, which was down right creepy. His parents asked the doctor if there was anything that could be done. The doctor proposed using his foreskin, following circumcision, to replace the missing eyelids. The baby's parents quickly agreed. The procedure was a complete success, though some have said that the boy looks a bit cockeyed.

Too much?

 

[ugadigger]

I'm in before this thead gets Lock Tite!

 

[matmit]

A baby boy was born without any eyelids, which was down right creepy. His parents asked the doctor if there was anything that could be done. The doctor proposed using his foreskin, following circumcision, to replace the missing eyelids. The baby's parents quickly agreed. The procedure was a complete success, though some have said that the boy looks a bit cockeyed.

Too much?

works for me