I'm pretty normal depending on who you ask, although, in full disclosure.......
I stabbed a carp in the head with a plastic fork once!...Back in 1967 my Parents took us kids to a popular gala called "Expo 67 Montreal"....It was in Canada I think.....anyway, at this event. there was this big pond full of carp, and everybody was feeding them popcorn, I dont know why, but I found myself a plastic fork by the food vendor dumpster, scrabbled up some popcorn scraps, laid myself down on the deck, dropped those popcorn scraps into the water, and stabbed a big carp right in the head with that plastic fork! The whole pond erupted in a carpal cataclysm! I was only 8 years old....thats the earliest weird memory I have...Every appalled observer asked, "Who's Weird Kid is that"? My Folks didnt say dink...
Oh wait!, I once tried to saw our house in half one early morning when I was about 6! Ya see, one early Saturday morning, I got my hands on an unnatended saw and being curious, I started cutting away on one outside corner of the house...made it all through the kitchen about 20' and nearly to the next corner before my Old Man woke up!
Yeah, I dont wash my car either....I do strangely always carry a rock or an apple in case a hippy comes along I can throw it at, its sort of instinctual without considering so thats not weird......
You shoulda seen the look on that carps face! Or that hitchhicking Hippy I hit with an apple back in 76! Both were about the same surprise shock and awe!
I like pie though, and sleep with my head pointed North, so I'm not as weird as the OP here...although he has me thinking.....Back in 78, I once bought myself two ice cream cones at a Summer festival, and as I was licking one, I put the other one down ice cream first on a complete Strangers head like it was a little clown hat!....That was funny as hell too! He just stood there with that little cone on his head in complete confused disbelief!
I got the same look from him as the Hippy and the carp gave me! Like 'What the effin' hell didja do that for?'
I dont know why I do half the things I do....just a normal guy...
