The Perfect Husband

[Rudy]

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the golf club locker room. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2024 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!?”

 

[hoser]

WOW! Now that definitely sounds like something I would pull.

 

[vmc1161]

WOW! Now that definitely sounds like something I would pull.

You pull that junk where you are, and I’ll pull it where I am. That is something I would be tempted to do.

 

[vmc1161]

When we were kids, one of our friends, mother called him for supper. He was not around so when she said come home, one of us yelled no. She said you get home right now. One of us said no. She said if you don’t get home right now you’re going to get a beating. One of us said I don’t care. We didn’t see that kid for weeks.

 

[Digging Prayers]

Poor kid, but that is funny.

 

[vmc1161]

Poor kid, but that is funny.

Now they send the kid a text or face time them ... then drive over and get them on the next block and bring them home for supper. Or sit outside the house they are at their play date and bring them home. Kids don't just hang around like we did. Or outside very much.