Looked and acted like a crazy insane smelly Bum? Unkempt and swearing profusely? Attacking a fellow detectorist for no apparent reason other than the fact the guy deserved it for running a Minelab and wearing white socks with tennis shoes?? Beat him with his own scoop even? Well deserved I say!
Yep!...that sounds like something I would do alright! Damn this Ambien! Makes a feller sleepwalk and go all stupid aggressive sometimes...Especially if a feller chases it down with a swig or two bottles of NyQuil....Says so right in the small print...Last time I did this, I wound up stark naked sitting inside a parking garage playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' with the the gate arm....
FWIW, "Joe" got off easy! Knocked down flat on his @ss with just a few minor dings? I've taken worse beatings on my noggin stone cold sober just hunting for clad underneath low bleachers!
I'll turn myself in later today for proper punishment....or not...Time and Gold wait for Nobody!
Stay out of West Michigan if you know whats good for you!
Actually, I bet the perp is a Teeboy fanatic!....you know, 'beep and dig' in analog on a salt beach will flat drive a guy crazy sooner or later! Seeing Old Joe hunting along with his 'Lab in those Adida tennies and White socks just tipped him right over the edge!...Understandable albeit misplaced!
The concerned 'know it all guy' wearing the "Ringfinders" shirt is the one who needs a real proper beat down!