Well, good news about that Uboat.
I donated it to Charity. Loaded it up in my Prius and pulled it all the way back to Richmond. Had police escorts the whole way.
Charity wanted me to take it to the metal recycling plant. I took out my chainsaw and cut that sucker down really quickly, ignoring the fact that physics won't allow you to cut steel with a metal blade. I learned all my life lessons from Bugs Bunny; for example, if you don't look down, gravity won't affect you. That chainsaw cut like butter.
So I made about $700,000 from the recycle plant for Charity, and she split it with me even steven, so I got $200 for all that work. I told her the math didn't add up, but she said I was just being a stupid blonde and that she actually paid me more that I was supposed to get, so I shut up.
After paying off the police escort, NASA, and Bill Gates, I only had $3 left.
This is a true story. Bet you didn't see that plot twist coming where Charity was a real person's name! Took me a while to come up with that twist.
Remember: Everything I say is a lie. However, if I say that everything is a lie, then I'd be telling the truth, right? But how could it be the truth if it is a lie? - thought for the day.