The real "Curse of Oak Island" is exhibited upon an unsuspecting and hopeful viewership...sitting through a marathon of all past seasons is just plain painful!!
"My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" is way more entertaining and educational Family watching! Never a disappointment! ......You get to see a Chick Fight on every episode! The Wife can learn a few things as well! Like what her role should be in the Family! Specifically, How to focus on taking care of her Man, How to keep a trailer sparkling clean, dressing sharp, some dance moves possibly...
A Gorger guy viewer will learn that he has been a total sucker playing it straight and punching a clock for hourly pay!! A Romny Gyp Gentleman can get out of prison in the morning, without a nickel, or a College education! And with some rudimentary driveway MacAdam skills and a specialized pitch of Door to Door Salesmanship, He is pulling wads of Cash Money and driving a brand NEW F150 by Dinner!
Thats intriguing and alluring to me!! Hell the whole show is!
Chick fights and making cash money in a hurry with some gravel and top black paint? Being outdoors and RVing and wearing a big gold chain even? Fist fighting, drinking, smoking and possibly marrying a 16yr old virgin who can cook and clean? I've got the motivation and the basic skills covered! Theres NO downside that I can see? Except that I'm already married to a Gorger Girl...
So yeah, at least this show has some merit..It gives me hope to someday replicate what is obviously a lucrative and exciting Lifestyle....Not so much on the "Oaf Island" oafs...Waste of time! Whats a guy learning about how to get rich here?
How many stupid Millionaires are out there willing to pay me to be their Metal Detector Specialist? To find them a "Bobby Dazzler Top Pocket" find once a year? Not many! Lots more gravel driveways need a paintjob obviously...I say Focus on the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves!