Dsm_mechva
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ENDED Best pun wins a BARBER Quarter;Ends Friday, February 26th at 8:00 CST
- Thread starter matmit
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coin chaser
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Mud-puppy
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Hey! Did y'all see who won the Lottery!
No, Who?
Some guy named Richard DenHale!
What?
Yep!
He was on the news last night, yelling "I'm Richard DenHale! I'm Richard DenHale!"
Mud
No, Who?
Some guy named Richard DenHale!
What?
Yep!
He was on the news last night, yelling "I'm Richard DenHale! I'm Richard DenHale!"
Mud
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DIGGER27
In Memory Of
I remember this one since I was a kid.
She offered her honor. He honored her offer and the rest of the night it was on her and off her.
Well might not be suitable for young children
But neither are my nursery rhymes.
Mary had a little sheep. It went to bed with her to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram. Mary had a little lamb.
It's fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, which really did displease her. Tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in the freezer.
I will shut up now.
She offered her honor. He honored her offer and the rest of the night it was on her and off her.
Well might not be suitable for young children
But neither are my nursery rhymes.
Mary had a little sheep. It went to bed with her to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram. Mary had a little lamb.
It's fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, which really did displease her. Tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in the freezer.
I will shut up now.
spaceshark
Full Member
A B, C D ID BD puppies?
L, M N O puppies.
O S A R!
C M wagging tails?
C M ID BD noses?
O! C M PN?
Y A R puppies!
L, M N O puppies.
O S A R!
C M wagging tails?
C M ID BD noses?
O! C M PN?
Y A R puppies!
Coleminer713
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I've never been there but I hear when the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
Checking now with the committee!
And the winner is...
Buford City Dawg!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the Fresh Prints.
Please send me your address by PM.
Buford City Dawg!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the Fresh Prints.
Please send me your address by PM.
Honorable Mentions go to:
#47 Ohio Chris
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. He says " Doc I keep having these dreams , one night I am a wigwam and the next I am a teepee "
The doctor says " You are two tents "
#87 Ron71
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?... Beer Nuts are $1.99 and Deer Nuts are under a Buck.
Thanks to everyone who participated, this was a great contest you all put on!
#47 Ohio Chris
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. He says " Doc I keep having these dreams , one night I am a wigwam and the next I am a teepee "
The doctor says " You are two tents "
#87 Ron71
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?... Beer Nuts are $1.99 and Deer Nuts are under a Buck.
Thanks to everyone who participated, this was a great contest you all put on!
bruinvikes
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Congrats Buford City Dawg!
BufordCityDawg
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I would like to thank all of the little people who made this possible. My daughter queen of the elementary school puns and my wife who has a sharp wit and keeps me on my toes.
BCD
coin chaser
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Congrats to the winner and thanks Matt!
Lots of good ones guys well worth 25 cents! (since it was matts 25cents)
Lots of good ones guys well worth 25 cents! (since it was matts 25cents)
GabbityGabby
Elite Member
Congrats to the winners and thanks for the contest.
Mud-puppy
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Congratulations BCD! Great Contest Matmit! Got a lot of laughs! Glad its over though!
Mud
Mud
spaceshark
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Congrats BCD and thanks Matmit for the contest!
remmy
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Sheez Scuba, I was thinking of posting that one but was in fear of getting modded, you got more brass than me!
