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[RaylandRat]

what do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment

What do you use to treat Swine Flu?

You use Oinkment!

 

[Squishy]

What does the clock do when it is still hungry?

Goes back four seconds.

 

[UncleVinnys]

A group of metal detectorists were scanning in a park where athletes were assembling for a 10-K run.

No one was hurt, but by accident, one of the detector folks got shot with a starter pistol.
Police think it was "race related."

 

[40acre1870]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...

 

[ATPROJOE]

Why aren't all coins on edge? 'Cause they don't have a wife and kids!

 

[carpe diggum]

Why aren't all coins on edge? 'Cause they don't have a wife and kids!