Darwin Award winner

DIGGER27 · Jan 23, 2015

Let's see...
Speeding...check.
Smoking pot in the car so when cops pull you over they have a great excuse to search your vehicle...check.
Have 15,000 little bags of Heroin in your trunk so the cops can find something even neater...check.

Not having a lawyer...check again.

He had better get one quick.
Speeding is a serious crime in Delaware.

http://www.usnews.com/news/offbeat/...-baggies-of-heroin-in-car-delaware-police-say

mcdoogal · Jan 23, 2015

With genuis like that they were bound to be in jail or politics sooner or later.

hoser · Jan 23, 2015

Here's yer sign! :laughing:

coin chaser · Jan 23, 2015

Common sense is not so common now days! I think some crooks should get a few extra years on their sentience. We will call it a stupidity multiplier.........

Grumpa · Jan 23, 2015

Let me guess... He wasn't selling it, it's was all for personal use. :laughing:

hoser · Jan 23, 2015

Oh NO NO, it wasn't his, he didn't know where it came from. Wasn't there a minute ago. :heartylaugh:

coin chaser · Jan 23, 2015

Any idea how many cop hands and feet it took to count that high?????

Silversmith45 · Jan 25, 2015

Maybe it wasn't his and he just stole the car.

hawgdawg · Jan 25, 2015

Stupidity in criminals is a common attribute . That is so evident by looking at the prison's , and any given day at your local courthouse .

GabbityGabby · Jan 26, 2015

Reminds me of that scene in the movie Liar Liar where Jim Carrey tells the cop why he thinks he was pulled over and pops open a glovebox full of unpaid parking tickets. :laughing:

If you haven't seen that scene, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_nbbZQ01rA

Dirt Nuker · Jan 26, 2015

Didn't die so no Darwin Award.

knightwillo-b · Jan 26, 2015

DIGGER27 said:
Let's see...
Speeding...check.
Smoking pot in the car so when cops pull you over they have a great excuse to search your vehicle...check.
Have 15,000 little bags of Heroin in your trunk so the cops can find something even neater...check.

Not having a lawyer...check again.

He had better get one quick.
Speeding is a serious crime in Delaware.

http://www.usnews.com/news/offbeat/...-baggies-of-heroin-in-car-delaware-police-say

Also being that unless you do 30 over here in Delaware you are typically left alone

scorpionman · Jan 26, 2015

Man

Man I wouldn't want to be the one assigned to count that mess. There is a lot of tiny bags there and I suppose the court would need accurate count. what a job! What a low life scum that guy is, needs a long stay at the federal extended stay facility cleaning toilets with his face (waterboarding). :eat3:

hawgdawg · Jan 26, 2015

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy ,,,,, :laughing:

Duckhunter811 · Jan 26, 2015

It amazes me how stupid people can be lol.

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