My last few visits to a beach that gets tens of thousands of visitors on a good weekend has been very disappointing. Five hours yesterday for $1.20 in clad and a few pennies. Beach did not have my money.
I have the bottom one. My wife bought it for me. I typically have to fold under the words in small font and then look at her with sad puppy dog eyes, unfold it and she tells me to go.
My wife from time to time will Tell me. Go Metal Detecting. Of course that is when I havent been for a few days and she is tired of me being underfoot.