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Circus Couple Adopting A Child
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adaption agency where a social worker doubts their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home which is clean, well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social worker raises concerns about the education the child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Latin and computing skills”.
Then the social worker expressed concerns about being raised in a circus environment.
"The child will be surrounded by family, but we've also retained a nanny who is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare and diet”.
The social worker is finally satisfied and asks, "what age child are you ideally hoping to adopt?”
"Doesn't really matter...as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
BOOM!
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and asked the scientist "what did you do to me ?" 
