todays chuckle at the expense of our hobby

Struck up a conversation with a an old fellow the other day at the library making sure that we keep our voices low. He eventually related to me that he had recently taken up photography which is a hobby he and his wife could do together . It entails being outside, walking and getting fresh air in safety given the climate that we are in with the covid 19.
Being a true Bluenoser with a net shy of a single maceral or herring I responded that I took up the hobby which entails being outside, walking and in relative safety.................metal detecting which my wife totally dislikes!