Posted these before...still funny.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant!
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist! wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh