Q: What did the worm say to the Caterpiller?
A: Where'd you get the fur coat?
Q: What did the snail say when he climbed on the turtle's back?
A: "Weeeeeeee!!!!"
Q: Did you hear about the actress that was murdered? Reese With... Reese Wh... What's her name?
You: Witherspoon?
A: No, it was with a knife.
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