What beach detectorists really look like
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GroundSweeper
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I don't see a scoop anywhere, so those two flanking assistants must be the diggers? Gold diggers?
LongJohnSilver1
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I'm just going to come out and say it, guys I think this photo is fake?
KOB
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Yes. Im on the right. My transition is complete and you paid for it Tom. How do ya like me now !Is that Kob ??
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TampaBayBrad
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The girls look jealous of his man-boobs.
Ken Clad
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It appears I need to gain +/- 200 pounds to attract a following like that. The way I gain weight, I should be all set by next weekend.
Almost to the age of completely not caring anymore, I think it started with wearing crocs I swore I’d never touch, wear them all the time now. I still look down and ask if they look ridiculous but always hear ‘no they look great!’ so they’re not helping. lol
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John Madill
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Must be the Garrett Aces are chick magnets!
Gonna paint my detector yellow!
Gonna paint my detector yellow!
KOB
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You guys might not believe this , but I've actually scored 3 dates while MDing on the beach. They approached me 1st and it went from there. It's never something I go out seeking as im into finding GOLD ! 2 were hot and 1 was just so so. None of them lasted more than 2 months. All 3 girls ended up being crazy nut jobs yet sometimes those are the most fun if you know what I mean ! Then I thought to myself : What did you expect ? I'm a weird guy playing with a metal detector on the beach. 
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Ok guys , here's one I remember. Enjoy. After a long work week , I go out on Saturday mid morning to our local dog beach. It's packed with at least 100 dogs running around. Some leashed , some not , beautiful morning. This cute beach bunny walks up with her leashed dog. She's wearing a halter top and little dolphin shorts. Asks the usual "Did you find anything " and we only chatted for like 30 seconds and she wished me luck. No worries.
After 2 hours of finding nothing but clad and a couple junkers , I'm done and am going home. I get up to the packed parking lot and as I'm loading my gear in my car I look over and there she is about 4 cars down , cleaning her dog off and loading up her pickup truck. We smile and I'm off driving home about 3 miles away. I turn off the main hwy down the street to my house and realize this chick has been following me. I'm kinda paranoid by nature and I usually pick up on these things....So I stop before I get to my apartment in the middle of the road and I'm pissed ! I walk up to her stopped behind me and angrily say "Why are you following me?" She says with a ear to ear smile , I thought you were cute so I thought I'd give you my #. I said ok , but you were making me a bit nervous.
That should have been my red flag. Well a week goes by , I'm young and bored , etc. Call her up , she comes by and it was downhill from there. Wild and crazy , partying. After about 2 weeks she just started showing up at my pad unannounced whenever. Another month goes by and she shows up...and I got another girl there. It was a nightmare. She's pissed and at the same time professing her love , blah , blah , blah. The other girl bailed , she didn't want to deal with a stalker. My neighbors are coming outside , it was crazy. I had to end it and I did. I saw her a couple times way later when I would go to this dog beach and we avoided each other. This was along time ago guys when The KOB was a young buck. Just thought y'all might enjoy the Dog Beach Hook Up story. Lol
After 2 hours of finding nothing but clad and a couple junkers , I'm done and am going home. I get up to the packed parking lot and as I'm loading my gear in my car I look over and there she is about 4 cars down , cleaning her dog off and loading up her pickup truck. We smile and I'm off driving home about 3 miles away. I turn off the main hwy down the street to my house and realize this chick has been following me. I'm kinda paranoid by nature and I usually pick up on these things....So I stop before I get to my apartment in the middle of the road and I'm pissed ! I walk up to her stopped behind me and angrily say "Why are you following me?" She says with a ear to ear smile , I thought you were cute so I thought I'd give you my #. I said ok , but you were making me a bit nervous.
That should have been my red flag. Well a week goes by , I'm young and bored , etc. Call her up , she comes by and it was downhill from there. Wild and crazy , partying. After about 2 weeks she just started showing up at my pad unannounced whenever. Another month goes by and she shows up...and I got another girl there. It was a nightmare. She's pissed and at the same time professing her love , blah , blah , blah. The other girl bailed , she didn't want to deal with a stalker. My neighbors are coming outside , it was crazy. I had to end it and I did. I saw her a couple times way later when I would go to this dog beach and we avoided each other. This was along time ago guys when The KOB was a young buck. Just thought y'all might enjoy the Dog Beach Hook Up story. Lol
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Sorry bro....I can't make this stuff up.
FreeBirdTim
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I have a simple test when it comes to women. If they persue me, they must be nuts! Proven time and time again! I guess I'm a slow learner...
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True. But the flip side is I'd rather have chicks chasing me than dudes...unless you're into that sorta thing.
