You could have shipped yourself in that beast of a box, with the scoop in hand, and personally handed it to the buyer when he peeled open the lid! That's a tough break!
You would've been better off if you took it to a scrap dealer and scrapped it for aluminum melt.
You're killing me Joe!
If I ever have a scoop that finds me over $3,000.00 in Gold....the only place it's going is over the mantle of my fireplace......
By the way, I like your new avatar.