Welcome to the Forum! Youth is wasted on the young! Well, to answer your question, according to the Gregorian Calendar and my Mother, I was born at a very young age roughly 59yrs ago...at 5am, which is still the time I wake up every morning, cry, and wet the bed, then check the Forum......
After wasting a whole lot of my Life in various Human pursuits, getting nowhere and flat wornt out, at deaths door, I started detecting @ 9yrs ago...And you know what happened? Along the way I somehow contracted 'Benjamin Button' disease and my Life Clock started rolling backwards!
I wake up feeling as strong as a Spring kid! Firing on all eight! I have so much energy I could pour a concrete driveway or haul a bunk of sheetrock or shingles before Fox and Friends!
I dream about finding things and cant wait to get up and get the coil to the soil! Yeah! I'm self employed, my boss is pretty cool though, a raging alcoholic I suspect, but pretty damn lenient as long as I produce the G's...
My mother says I was born old...cool thing now is I have an ID so I can buy beer or guns! Wish I had that when I was young! Benjamin Button syndrome! My poor Wife?..shes like a year short of 70, and I'm steady on the prod and one randy rascal!! Sure, it helps with all the jewelry I've been bringing her, but I dont know how much longer she can last? She dont go much for clad, and theres only so much gold out there ya know...
I should probably go see a Doctor again someday, just for giggles, out of curiosity I should get my lungs Xrayed, although they probably look like my shop-vac, but I am missing a set of keys, so hey, one less thing to worry about if I know where they are..........I dont trust Doctors!...
Last time I was there he wanted to stick his finger up my coal chute for some strange reason? I can do that all by myself! Bill me for it? I even asked, 'How many guys my age let you do this to them?' He said, "Everybody! Its a medical procedure!" Yeah right!..Do I look like a girl gymnast? I didnt fall off the turnip truck yesterday ya frigging prevert!
Sure everybody needs a hobby, but hey, cant you golf like the others? Windsurf? Build a Battlebot or some damn thing? WTH? So I just quit the guy and never went back....I havnt seen a Doctor in 9yrs since I got this Metal Detector Benjamin Button machine...
Every once in a while I'll poke my finger up my back passage portal, and yep, its still there and seems to be functioning as the Good Lord intended...
My cholesterol is through the roof though, last time I had it checked 10yrs ago, the damn nurse had to use a Turkey injection needle to draw my blood, and then said it looked like 'cottage cheese'... or molten lava, but again, it was just a nurse, so who cares what they think!