Friends, when you go out to the park to play with your pup, do all the girls laugh at you? When you go to throw a flying disk* do you look like you're doing the Charleston underwater backward? Does your girl refuse to do the Black Bottom with you because your rotator cuff has rotated around to your left eyebrow? Is that what's botherin' you, Abraham?
Well stand up and cheer, because Granny Gumdad has seen your pain! Rush right out and get Granny Gumdad's Patented Almost Portable Orthopedic Flying Disk*! Made of sturdy Toledo steel construction, balanced for easy flinging, and reinforced to take the eyeteeth out of that pitbull down the street!
One flick of the wrist and your Granny Gumdad Almost Portable Patented Flying Disk* will soar for at least three whole feet before coming gently to rest on someone's skull or your dog's hindquarters. Fun for all ages!
Based on an original concept designed by a Chinese fellow named OddJob, this wonderful Granny Gumdad's Almost Portable Patented Flying Disk* will almost fit in a standard derby hat and almost fit into your pocket. Crafted with pride at Granny Gumdad's research Facility and Abbatoir in Slippin Falls East Dakota, it's the pride of our line. Be the pride of your dog's life and the envy of James Bond fans everywhere when you go out to play with your pooch! We've dulled down the razor edges (to prevent decapitations, generally, although results may vary) and even added a rubber thumb hole gasket to prevent digital detachments (Earlier customers found such incidents troubling).
Granny Gumdad's Almost Portable Patented Flying Disks* are available at most tire stores, some gang hideouts and martial arts studios in the better parts of town.
Get one today!
*Well we couldn't call it a Frisbee because the last time Granny tried that, she was flung up onto the roof and had to have several neighborhood boys fish her down.
Void where prohibited by Fred.