You mean like in the Marines?
This is my e-trac. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My e-trac is my best friend. It is my life. I must master the coin mode as I master my life. My digging tool, without me, is useless. Without my digging tool, I am useless.
I must swing my coil true. I must sweep straighter than any other detectorist who is trying to outdo me. I must find silver before he finds silver. I will keep my pinpointer clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My e-trac and myself are the defenders of parks. We are the masters of lesser brands. We are the saviors of old coinage. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace.