Do you think this is going to far?

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So yesterday I heard a story back at aunt Betty's house when we went back there for pie and coffee after eating way to much at the Thanksgiving buffet restaurant.
It seems recently her son has some health related problems due to some kidney and possible gall stones and just had some scanning done to his mid section.
The doctor noticed something small, round and definitely shiny in his stomach and asked him about it.
Turns out when he was 6 years old in 1960 he was playing around with a quarter trying to flip it around on his lips and he somehow managed to swallow it.
Here it is 55 years later and it is evidently still lodged down there so it got me thinking...
I don't have much to do for the next few years so I am thinking about going back to school and maybe getting a few new degrees in both anesthesiology and surgery.
After that if I can talk him into a trip to do some elective surgery I would put him out, swing over his stomach with a detector, (sterilized, of course), then dive in there and recover that silver quarter.
It would be easier just to sharpen up my Lesche and get to it that way but the current laws, prevailing family attitudes and the job of cleaning up after just prevents that at this time and since I am the only detectorist in the entire family nobody else seems to understand.
It is a rare thing to know for sure the location of a hidden silver quarter but in this case I do.
If I want to turn into a quality coinshooter I think the commitment level needed is high to be successful.

So what do you guys think...too much or should I go for it?
 
WHY, WHY WHY, WOULD YOU WASTE THAT MONEY FOR A QUARTER???

Everyone knows all you need is a "Lady Of The Night" a bottle of booze, a sleazy hotel room and a Sudo Dr from a third world county and a cooler full of ice. Tell the Dr if he gets you the quarter, he can have your cousins spleen, he won't need it anyway. Your cousin will get over it shortly, remember blood is thicker than water, but not shiny silver. :laughing:
 
Go for it. Don't waste time getting degrees , get a bottle of Captain Morgan and a Harbor Freight long retriveing tool .
HH
 
Go for it and prove once and for all that you are a man dedicated to your craft!:laughing:
 
The question is "If you go in through the nose with a scope can you bring a quarter out through the nostril without scratching the quarter ? "
 
Damn dude! You sure got me giggling here! :laughing: It could be a Standing Liberty!

Heres what ya do: Have him lay flat on his back, give him a sweep with your rig, low sens, then pinpoint carefully..rub a little anbesol on the spot, tell him to relax and distract him with a toy or something, then fish right in there with a screwdriver and pop it out! Nice tiny incision, no damage at all! :laughing:
Mud
 
Damn dude! You sure got me giggling here! :laughing: It could be a Standing Liberty!

Heres what ya do: Have him lay flat on his back, give him a sweep with your rig, low sens, then pinpoint carefully..rub a little anbesol on the spot, tell him to relax and distract him with a toy or something, then fish right in there with a screwdriver and pop it out! Nice tiny incision, no damage at all! :laughing:
Mud

Sure mud but I ain't you with your popping experience.
If I tried this even the most hardened homicide detective would probably get ill when he saw the scene.
 
Roflmfao !!!!!!!
At first I thought .... This is crazy ,,, but then someone brought up the fact that this could indeed be a possible standing liberty in Almost AU condition !
Now it's obvious A very serious situation .
I must sleep on this .... There must be another way . ... Dew
 
I just invented a wonderful miracle elixer that may dislodge that Quarter in a more traditional and non-invasive fashion...try this!

Take some prune juice, mix it 50/50 with cherry Kool-Aid, add a splash of vodka, drink liberally, and wear a diaper!

Lets call it: "Dr. MudPuppys Stool-Aid"...:laughing:

In an effort to advance medical science a little, have him swallow a load of dirty clad before hand, and roll around on the floor while the Stool-Aid goes to work. Lets see if we can make a human clad tumbler out of him while we are at it! 'Kill two turds with one stone' so to speak. Everything should come out nice and shiny!:laughing:

If you do indeed get the Quarter, send me one Merc dime for my consultation fee. Oh, and dont let him put it back in his mouth! Just thought I'd mention this, Aunt Betty evidently didnt spawn no Einstein here...:laughing:
Mud
 
I just invented a wonderful miracle elixer that may dislodge that Quarter in a more traditional and non-invasive fashion...try this!

Take some prune juice, mix it 50/50 with cherry Kool-Aid, add a splash of vodka, drink liberally, and wear a diaper!

Lets call it: "Dr. MudPuppys Stool-Aid"...:laughing:

In an effort to advance medical science a little, have him swallow a load of dirty clad before hand, and roll around on the floor while the Stool-Aid goes to work. Lets see if we can make a human clad tumbler out of him while we are at it! 'Kill two turds with one stone' so to speak. Everything should come out nice and shiny!:laughing:

If you do indeed get the Quarter, send me one Merc dime for my consultation fee. Oh, and dont let him put it back in his mouth! Just thought I'd mention this, Aunt Betty evidently didnt spawn no Einstein here...:laughing:
Mud

HAHA!!!! This is by far the best thing i have read today!:laughing:
 
Wouldn't waste my time. Just imagine how much material passed over this quarter during the time period. Probably worn down now. Went form AU condition to XP (extra poor), three steps below cull condition.
 
Just take him to White Castle, If that doesn't clean him out nothing will. Does make you wonder what 20 years of stomach acid would do to a coin. Heck I'd be curious to what it would ring up as on your MD.
 
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