SkiWhiz
Elite Member
I like to read all I can about detectors & detecting in general. I came across a couple of sayings from people I thought was very funny and I would like to share a couple of them.
(1) I only went out detecting for a few minutes today because it hasn't rained here in about 3 or so weeks and the ground is harder than a woodpeckers lips.
(2) I just got the new *** detector today although I like it very much it is more twitchy than a nun in a cucumber patch.
If you heard any funny sayings or have some of your own about metal detecting share them with us, nothing better than a good laugh. Thanks! Steve.
(1) I only went out detecting for a few minutes today because it hasn't rained here in about 3 or so weeks and the ground is harder than a woodpeckers lips.
(2) I just got the new *** detector today although I like it very much it is more twitchy than a nun in a cucumber patch.
If you heard any funny sayings or have some of your own about metal detecting share them with us, nothing better than a good laugh. Thanks! Steve.