Rudy
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AFFORDABLE DO IT YOURSELF HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few large dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...
Hey Bubba -
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
'Cooter'
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few large dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...
Hey Bubba -
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
'Cooter'