This happened in CA where they seem to breed this craziness. Shocked this did not happen in NY !
What I would do is attend the next school board meeting and go MD infront of them and if they ask if I think I am crazy I would show them this video !
…….and I thought this might be about giving yourself free haircuts after buying a "RoboCut" or "Flowbee" hair cutting machine
(it's probally been over 25 years or more since I paid for a haircut at a barber shop, the last barber shop haircut might have cost me about $5 way back then, I could imagine what they charge now I've been using a RoboCut for years, but the older model I bought seems to be much more durable then the current model from a review I read)