Mud-puppy
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Free Booze is always a good find!
Yes...yes it is...Staggering around out of doors and Drinking Booze is a true Pirate experience!...
I'm not advocating this reprehensible and irresponsible behavior, as a PSA to the young readers......just saying...Dont ever take up Golf! This only leads to ruin! Destroys many a Family and Marriage! Dangerous too! Look what happened to Tiger Woods? One minute everything is fine, and the next thing you know, your Wife is beating you over the head with a 2 iron! Unless thats your goal...
Its far easier and more economical to lose a Wife by simply saying 'yes' when she asks if this dress makes her look fat, leave the toilet set up regularly, lounge around and dont do anything at all!...
Detecting and drinking free found booze before Sun-up is healthy and harmless for a guy and good for a Marriage!! You are out and back with a load of nice towels, possibly some jewelry, and sober by the time she wakes up!
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