Tall tales vs The Short Truth

I know a place where the cool waters flow and the pilgrims of yesteryear stopped to fish brook trout, as they lazed about dropping coins and antiques by the pocketful. Might be worth a trip. Lets hop in the PHEV and make like a slow wagon train (we go further on electric if we go slow) to the open pastures full of dropped history. Don't let the mosquitoes bother you...There's only a few!! All of the above was the beautiful yarn I told myself this morning as I awoke and felt the call of the metal detector...
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