Vortex review from a normal person.

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This is just a normal review. No drama. A normal person testing it for normal metal detecting.
 
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Nothing personal toward that guy, but that was one of the worst reviews and tests that I've ever seen.

The same plane tests he did were kindergarten level difficulty. Similarly, his speed test was kindergarten level speed.

He says the Vortex hits the coin on some of the tests, but that's only because he's doing the short wiggle centered right over the coin. When he swings like how we actually swing, the Vortex misses the coin. That's a fail.

He mentions how stable the ID is, but I guess he's not aware that the Vortex bundles IDs into one ID. For example, if the target is truly ID'ing at 46,47, and 48, the Vortex will only show one of those ID's, giving the illusion of TID stability.
 
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Nothing personal to the guy, but that was one of the worst reviews and tests that I've ever seen.

The same plane tests he did were kindergarten level difficulty. Similarly, his speed test was kindergarten level speed.

He says the Vortex hits the coin on some of the tests, but that's only because he's doing the short wiggle centered right over the coin. When he swings like how we actually swing, the Vortex misses the coin. That's a fail.

He mentions how stable the ID is, but I guess he's not aware that the Vortex bundles IDs into one ID. For example, if the target is truly ID'ing at 46,47, and 48, the Vortex will only show one of those ID's, giving the illusion of TID stability.
I was waiting for you to say all that so I wouldn't have to. I'll only add that from what I can tell, the only time the vortex hits a solid number that doesn't jump is when the coil is an inch or two above the target.. The vortex does appear to be an average single frequency machine though.
 
I was waiting for you to say all that so I wouldn't have to.
...and I was waiting for you or anyone else to say all that so I wouldn't have to :laughing:

I do have more to say about the video, but I'm too lazy to write it all out now lol
 
And now that we have heard from most of the Vortex haters group.

Yes, his testing was very simple and I believe it was aimed at the beginner. What I got out of it was that the guy seems to truly like the Vortex. It didn't show anything my 20 year old DFX can't do, but, he was trying, and anyone who has done any videos knows it takes a lot of work.
 
Still trying to understand why folks are lining up to defend the vortex when it was released with so many serious flaws and issues?

At this point the vortex performs almost on a level with the AT Pro but it is still years behind other manufacturer’s SMF offerings.
 
And now that we have heard from most of the Vortex haters group.

Yes, his testing was very simple and I believe it was aimed at the beginner. What I got out of it was that the guy seems to truly like the Vortex. It didn't show anything my 20 year old DFX can't do, but, he was trying, and anyone who has done any videos knows it takes a lot of work.
This IS 2024 so I guess it's still acceptable to call someone a hater for pointing out facts. Maybe 2025 will see more people pull their big boy pants up and deal with the fact that people can not like the things they overhype. I don't hate the vortex but someone doing another video talking about how great it is when not showing the screen AGAIN opens it up for debate. Which by the way is why it was posted. We certainly know it wasn't posted to show anything groundbreaking. I know this because I watched it. I still think Stan works for Garrett and believes that negative press is better than no press at all and at this point is the only hope the Vortex has.

Did I mention that it seems to be an average single frequency detector?
 
This IS 2024 so I guess it's still acceptable to call someone a hater for pointing out facts. Maybe 2025 will see more people pull their big boy pants up and deal with the fact that people can not like the things they overhype. I don't hate the vortex but someone doing another video talking about how great it is when not showing the screen AGAIN opens it up for debate. Which by the way is why it was posted. We certainly know it wasn't posted to show anything groundbreaking. I know this because I watched it. I still think Stan works for Garrett and believes that negative press is better than no press at all and at this point is the only hope the Vortex has.

Did I mention that it seems to be an average single frequency detector?
LOL, you mean like how you are quick to point out what you see as flaws, as if they will never be addressed as was done with many others, in an attempt to make the Vortex look bad? I think there are a few who are afraid of what the Vortex could become. It is as if your simple complaining is going to stop the Vortex from becoming what it is destined to become.

Well, let's look at the lineup. The first 4 responses were from the V haters group. So who now is lining up?

I have seen many a detector labeled as a lemon when it first hit the market that is now well respected.

Your opinion does not a fact make.
 
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Let the drama begin.
What would have happened if he had turned iron audio on?
Might be a whole lot more drama because if you’re willing to work with one tone and half-way hits, you can probably pick the target out every time.
 
I think there are a few who are afraid of what the Vortex could become. It is as if your simple complaining is going to stop the Vortex from becoming what it is destined to become.

Isn’t it a little early to be hitting the leftover eggnog?

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LOL, you mean like how you are quick to point out what you see as flaws, as if they will never be addressed as was done with many others, in an attempt to make the Vortex look bad? I think there are a few who are afraid of what the Vortex could become. It is as if your simple complaining is going to stop the Vortex from becoming what it is destined to become.

Well, let's look at the lineup. The first 4 responses were from the V haters group. So who now is lining up?

I have seen many a detector labeled as a lemon when it first hit the market that is now well respected.

Your opinion does not a fact make.
“in an attempt to make the vortex look bad”

Hilarious! 🤣
 
Got to love this. I’m just going to sit back and enjoy.
You'll note most of the Vortex haters group will not respond to any posts I make. It is because I don't just roll over and play dead like most. I'm not afraid to question the opinions declared as fact.

Truth is, the Vortex will become good or bad on its own merits, not the opinions of the haters. But it does make for entertaining read.
 
Let the drama begin.
What would have happened if he had turned iron audio on?
Might be a whole lot more drama because if you’re willing to work with one tone and half-way hits, you can probably pick the target out every time.
Too bad he didn't take FULL swings to identify the target. Instead he opted for the two inch swing over what he knew was there. That is not a test. THAT is BS. If you want to call that something special ok then. But I want to see all of you with a vortex swing 2" sweeps all day long. That should be helpful in an all day hunt. LOL
 
LOL, you mean like how you are quick to point out what you see as flaws, as if they will never be addressed as was done with many others, in an attempt to make the Vortex look bad? I think there are a few who are afraid of what the Vortex could become. It is as if your simple complaining is going to stop the Vortex from becoming what it is destined to become.

Well, let's look at the lineup. The first 4 responses were from the V haters group. So who now is lining up?

I have seen many a detector labeled as a lemon when it first hit the market that is now well respected.

Your opinion does not a fact make.
Oh Just look Toto what the Vortex could become if we were still in Kansas. But we ain't in Kansas anymore Toto.:laughing:
 
You'll note most of the Vortex haters group will not respond to any posts I make. It is because I don't just roll over and play dead like most. I'm not afraid to question the opinions declared as fact.

Truth is, the Vortex will become good or bad on its own merits, not the opinions of the haters. But it does make for entertaining read.

If you’re going to perch yourself atop the objectivity mountain, shouldn’t you be calling out the sycophants as well as the “haters”?
 
So objectively pointing out flaws and insufficiencies in the test, is now hating? Wow!

Posting hateful things is against FMDF rules. Did you report all the hateful posts in this thread CP?
 
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