Museum is Closed

I have an index exerciser in every room. They were doing drop shipping from Miami if you know what I mean. Some of the scariest individuals at 2 am unloading trunks of cars. Luckily the owner of the house finally started doing renter background checks. Renters there now work 7 days a week. They get home and sleep. Lol
Roger that, I know what you mean. I take a little bit different approach when I'm in the house, i.e., Belly Band. I don't need one in every room because I have my peacekeeper with me at all times, wearing it now in fact, so it's automatically in any room I'm in.

That way, I have it if I go outside to the backyard, or go out front to check mail, walk to my truck, or even when I hit the head. Ya just never know when you're gonna need your lifesaver. And ever notice that for some unexplained reason, criminals always seem to have an uncanny ability to strike when people leave their guard down for only a moment. I've decided I'm not gonna give them that moment.
 
Is the museum planning to establish a hall of fame for detectorists with various categories, such as best dressed and top discoveries?
I'd like to nominate Felix for Best Dressed beach detectorist. He's got that Miami flair down pretty good. Well-tanned, gold chain around the neck, Sunglasses, Speedo's, and Croks. Looking good for the eye candy while swinging a coil. 🌊

We can also add him for the Top Discoveries category as well. The man is a Gold & Silver retrieval machine, lol.
 
I'd like to nominate Felix for Best Dressed beach detectorist. He's got that Miami flair down pretty good. Well-tanned, gold chain around the neck, Sunglasses, Speedo's, and Croks. Looking good for the eye candy while swinging a coil. 🌊

We can also add him for the Top Discoveries category as well. The man is a Gold & Silver retrieval machine, lol.
Chain too big you see him hunched over, in a few years he will look and walk like quasimoto in speedos and pink crocs. :yes:
 
BUT, that said, we can use that to our advantage. Just start saying out loud "women in bikinis on the beach", "attractive women in lingerie", etc, lol. Easy way to get eye candy delivered without having to search, lol.
Honey! I swear! I have never searched for “attractive women in lingerie!” I don’t need to see pictures of attractive women in lingerie. The only attractive woman in lingerie I need to see is you. I have no clue why attractive women in lingerie keep popping up in our email or why you might be getting texts from attractive women in lingerie. I’m getting texts from attractive women in lingerie too! And every time I get one of those texts from an attractive woman in lingerie, I block the number so I don’t get texts from those attractive women in lingerie any more!
 
Roger that, I know what you mean. I take a little bit different approach when I'm in the house, i.e., Belly Band. I don't need one in every room because I have my peacekeeper with me at all times, wearing it now in fact, so it's automatically in any room I'm in.

That way, I have it if I go outside to the backyard, or go out front to check mail, walk to my truck, or even when I hit the head. Ya just never know when you're gonna need your lifesaver. And ever notice that for some unexplained reason, criminals always seem to have an uncanny ability to strike when people leave their guard down for only a moment. I've decided I'm not gonna give them that moment.
Luckily they passed open carry here. You still keep it hidden. You just don't go to jail now if you bend over and your shirt pulls up. A little tough water hunting though. Lol
 
Chain too big you see him hunched over, in a few years he will look and walk like quasimoto in speedos and pink crocs. :yes:
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Luckily they passed open carry here. You still keep it hidden. You just don't go to jail now if you bend over and your shirt pulls up. A little tough water hunting though. Lol
We used to have open carry then they changed it to concealed only when they wrote a bunch of idiotic anti-weapon "laws", which are all totally unconstitutional. But personally, even when allowed, I still wouldn't open carry. I've seen too many security videos from gas stations and convenience stores where a guy carrying open is standing in line to pay for something, then a guy comes up behind him, grabs his lifesaver then runs out the door.

But in addition, I prefer to be able to use the element of surprise if/when necessary. If some guys are planning on robbing a store and see you carrying open, guess who they're gonna target to take out first to remove as a potential threat? Like Sun Tzu says in his Art of War book, "Appear weak when you are strong”. By feigning weakness, the enemy will underestimate your power, and you can bait the enemy into arrogance and overconfidence, allowing you to trap them.
 
Sorry Bro . A few chains & beer cans don't give you any titles , or make you boss :facepalm:Your Kob status now 💩 It's best ! For both of us , happy beer can hunting :turkey:
 

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Sorry Bro . A few chains & beer cans don't give you any titles , or make you boss :facepalm:Your Kob status now 💩 It's best ! For both of us , happy beer can hunting :turkey:
Have you ever heard "if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything"? under-D-water puts in the time and goes hunting and you badmouth his finds. :roll:
 
Have you ever heard "if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything"? under-D-water puts in the time and goes hunting and you badmouth his finds. :roll:
Simply stated I let him know,- he is on the I list , he had nothing nice to say two times ,of course - dismissed to Earl once again , I have enough negative things going on in my life , for those who , don't care , don't believe anything I say , feel free to put me on the I list , as Lima said , I am one of the funniest guy's on the forum , a few other's said , don't stop posting , also through my life , I have been told I am the life of the party , you seem to monitor me closely , as a 16 year member ,who has donated to the forum & like it here , I don't expect to be treated like a red headed step child , I can joke, take punches , but going to far as to make phony AI threads on a fake museum was ok till,--- it hit Google,- as you brought it to my attention , than you let Kob post another thread , no he - didn't mention my screen name , but from the- 1st thread , everyone knew who the thread was about , I wasn't born yesterday,:nono: you again let it go , deleting some of my posts for none stop laughs , or other administrator's did , I am glad you & some got a kick out of it , I let it go for a while , so you all got your laughs , but as I asked after time for deletion , all was ignored , I called the State Police of De. again, last night, he upgraded his jammer , stronger , he can make all the lights flash on my new ,-only a week old router preventing me to use my lap top ( get on line )-while he is in my area , the officer explained that , they do NOT have the resources, and just can't pull him over, without probable cause , basically telling me they don't enforce federal laws- on Jammers & Device scanners , and the drugs dealer's here have free Raine ,unless seen by the DEA which they are only in DE. counted on ONE hand, the regular State officers don't even bother with them. I have come to the conclusion to move to Florida's East Coast , Treasure Coast , this will take two years , I will be upper 60s than , things only will get better down the road , as for now , it's day by day , I must be a good boy , remain out of :jail:, I didn't retire to be unhappy , but that's how nature took it's coarse , for all you hatter's out there , all your phones can be hacked , he hacked my Galaxy S23 Ultra , lost a lap top , would have penetrated this Dell lap top , but security features were better as the Dell Safe Bios 3rd firewall -saved me from penetration when he hacked my last router two weeks ago , he was trying to get in to this cp , I shut it down , got a new router , back up , I contacted the internet company last night before the police , technical support , on my last router used , they are rentals , I get rentals because if they get hacked , I get another , I think , but not sure how he got in , everything in my house from 2.4 KHZ to 5 KHZ he can scan , once the frequency the electronics are found , he can set them off, I have three different kinds of motion sensors , he can set all three off , He has set all 4 fire alarms off , I had to unplug the electric , and take the 9 volts out , call the fire department up , told them all look stunted , no smoke alarms up now , this week he is scanning the radio frequencies , He has hacked 0ne wireless Genie for DISH network , got another as I have the device loss policy 10 bucks a month covered , but he can still make me reset everything- to get TVs back . I put up game camera's , because he has penetrated some of , or all my WIFI cameras , I have two wired cameras up , but when I was putting the info , into the tv from the NVR he jammed me several times , for all you out there that don't believe ITS REAL , I am not lying for excuses for , not hunting , even you , maybe you need a trip to space , book it- with Musk , as your Allien jokes were an insult , this will be the last post on my unfortunate life , as the invasion of privacy/ security goes on due- to lack of enforcing the laws , and not enough law enforcement to keep the public safe in Blue states , I will be moving to a red state , It's takes money , strength , which both I don't have , but I will get their eventually , Scoundrel will have a new buddy , I can go South to visit Felix give him a run for his money , bump Under D Water out of the Lane :viking2::yes: , Or go North visit Itsaring & Kapi , or stay where I am at & go for 1715 Fleet treasure :workforgold: , in closing a long like Sand post here , I want to tell 80 percent of you this , you were all wrong on me hunting , I love the hobby , when I am finally free to roam the beaches of the treasure coast I will prove you wrong , until then , what it is , is what it is,- until I reach my final destiny , AT my property line cleaning tree branches up Sunday March 1st 2026- the brother of the sister -who is mother to the 40 year old hacking me , I asked when does the jammer/ scanning/ hacking stop , he said I can get you all you want for 100 bucks , I gave him a nasty look , I asked again ,-he said When I Am Dead , I did find out it's more like 10 of them , two years ago I had a black guy confront me at the mail box , didn't know him , he didn't do much , but sorta threatened me , as I should have realized it is a group of them at the time -dealing here , anyway this is the truth :realitycheck:for those who didn't believe , happy hunting .
 
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I'm not reading that Earl... ever hear of a paragraph?
In Memory of Sands Anniversary, to bad you didn't, I will have to go through 1 thousand more times, of- why I didn't hunt, copy/ paste that post to your Callender , tattoo to your forehead ,-so you don't forget day by day :yes::lol: Ok Boss . PS I bet your glad to have Rudy on the West coast , so he keeps you updated :yes: day by day howboutit :roll::lol:
 
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50 today, snow melting nicely, 60 Sunday, 65 Monday, 70 Tuesday bye bye snow. Saw my first redwinged blackbird that a sign of spring.
Since I put a bird feeder out , not only Cardinals but 2 different kinds of woodpeckers come, they eat then go peck my trees :mad: They really appreciated the food in the snow storm , here is one of my birds, I have a hawk here to that kills frequently. last spring,- came a pretty butterfly here ! PS I could never top SAND he is :kingdances:of book posting, cut me some slack!
 

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In Memory of Sands Anniversary, to bad you didn't, I will have to go through 1 thousand more times, of- why I didn't hunt, copy/ paste that post to your Callender ,-so you don't forget day by day :yes::lol: Ok Boss . PS I bet your glad to have Rudy on the West coast , so he keeps you updated :yes: day by day howboutit :roll::lol:
Earl, the English language is a thing of beauty. We have the words "to", "two" and "too". Each one has a proper place and unique meaning.

Why ask Craig to post it in Callender? Afterall, that is a city in Webster County, Iowa. Wouldn't it be more convenient if you asked him to put it in his calendar?
 
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