Museum is Closed

[KOB]

Don't worry , its only temporary ! Due to The Hand of God , our Chief Weather Forcaster and Board of Directors has temporarily closed the museum for severe wind/blizzard conditions making it unsafe for guests. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced : such as driving cross country to take a tour. Refund checks will be in the mail the next 4-6 weeks for those affected. Any and all questions will be answered upon filling out the questionnaire below. See you soon !

 

[Slimpickuns]

Damnit! I missed my chance to get some Surfy merch!

 

[hoser]

Now this IS a travesty for sure.

 

[Bear stalker]

Life as we know it has now ended with this devastating news.
I had to also check the "Other" box along with several others because "TDS" wasn't listed.

 

[LawrencetheMDer]

 

[Cfmct]

Damnit! I missed my chance to get some Surfy merch!

Look at the bright side, if there is flooding in the musuem at least the detectors will get a taste of saltwater for the first time...

 

[Tom_in_CA]

Hey there Kob, do they have my custom scoop, on display, in your museum ? I better be getting "honorable mention" when the museum docents show off my scoop design. Tsk tsk

 

[KOB]

Hey there Kob, do they have my custom scoop, on display, in your museum ? I better be getting "honorable mention" when the museum docents show off my scoop design. Tsk tsk

We would be honored to have a very unique example of early West Coast Scoops in our Museum. Except you are still using them and we refuse to be hijacked by your exorbitant shipping fees.

 

[KOB]

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Thank you for taking the time to fill out the BH report. Unfortunately , we can only offer you emotional support for your severe case of TDS (Tasteless Display of Scoops). You were able BTW to dig up some Gold with one of our display scoops directly out front of the Museum on the beach. It happens. Many of our scoops have large holes so Gold jewelry occasionally falls through when our Museum Director trys them out before displaying.

Please visit us again !
The Surfy Scoop Museum Team

 

[Ken Clad]

Refund checks will be in the mail the next 4-6 weeks for those affected.

Four to six weeks? If yer gonna be snowed in, why can you be sittin' there stuffing envelopes? I'll be filling out the questionnaire promptly.

 

[Slimpickuns]

There's a rumor going around that due to the popularity of the Surfy Museum, Minelab has decided to start production on a new PI machine able to detect a mind blowing 50' down. It will be called The Surfy PI.

 

[KOB]

There's a rumor going around that due to the popularity of the Surfy Museum, Minelab has decided to start production on a new PI machine able to detect a mind blowing 50' down. It will be called The Surfy PI.
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Yes. The hard work put in by Surfy over the years convinced ML to custom build his own signature series PI. These will be available around summer when they will be sold at a special price and SIGNED !

 

[Sand Hunter]

There's a rumor going around that due to the popularity of the Surfy Museum, Minelab has decided to start production on a new PI machine able to detect a mind blowing 50' down. It will be called The Surfy PI.

Just think how crappy it would be to have to rent a backhoe or heavy-duty bucket crane, get down to 50ft, locate the target, and it turned out to be a zincoln.

 

[LawrencetheMDer]

Recall a story of an outfit that had some type of ground penetrating radar (?), found something the size of a treasure chest about 20 ft down and when recovered turned out to be a propane tank! Wonder if their still looking?

 

[under-D-water]

Finally made it to the museum before it flooded. They had the latest metal detector on display which looked like a spaceship part. Guess I'd need The Hulk's arms to lift that thing.

 

[Surf Master]

Calling on the Forum Administrators today to Close ,& delete this thread , enough is enough !

 

[Rudy]

Calling on the Forum Administrators today to Close ,& delete this thread , enough is enough !

Why?

 

[Tom_in_CA]

Why?

Because Kob is having WAY TOO MUCH fun. Tsk tsk

 

[KOB]

Calling on the Forum Administrators today to Close ,& delete this thread , enough is enough !

Were you the kid who tattled on your classmates ? Into censorship ? Why are you the dime dropping party pooper ? Why didn't you just run with it ? Everyone has some stress in their life. Laugh a little .. And learn to laugh at yourself. Go ahead , make a funny on The KOB. As long as it's in your normal poor taste , I might get a kick out of it ! OH WELL....

 

[LawrencetheMDer]

I don't klnow what he has againt the Scoop Museum...probably something to do with advertisements.