Rudy
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A woman takes her pet hamster into the vets to find out if its dead or just hybernating, "I'm sorry" says the vet "but hammie has passed away".
"How can you be sure?", the woman protests, " I mean, you haven't even done any tests!".
The vet rolls his eyes, whistles, and a Labrador retriever comes bounding into the room, puts his front paws on the table and carefully sniffs the hamster. He looks up at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.
"Here kitty!" the vet calls, and a tabby cat leaps onto the table, carefully sniffs the hamster, meows softly and shakes her head.
"Hammie is as dead as a Dodo I'm afraid" says the vet, he then turns to his printer, punches a few buttons and presents the woman with her bill.
"$600!!" the woman shouts", to tell me my hamster is dead!!"
"Well," the vet shrugs, " if you had listened to me it would have been $50, but with the cat scan and lab reports it shoots up".
"How can you be sure?", the woman protests, " I mean, you haven't even done any tests!".
The vet rolls his eyes, whistles, and a Labrador retriever comes bounding into the room, puts his front paws on the table and carefully sniffs the hamster. He looks up at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.
"Here kitty!" the vet calls, and a tabby cat leaps onto the table, carefully sniffs the hamster, meows softly and shakes her head.
"Hammie is as dead as a Dodo I'm afraid" says the vet, he then turns to his printer, punches a few buttons and presents the woman with her bill.
"$600!!" the woman shouts", to tell me my hamster is dead!!"
"Well," the vet shrugs, " if you had listened to me it would have been $50, but with the cat scan and lab reports it shoots up".
