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Old 11-13-2011, 08:17 PM
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On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?

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Old 11-13-2011, 08:30 PM
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Do prison buses have emergency exits?

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Old 11-13-2011, 08:49 PM
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says, does this taste funny to you?
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:46 AM
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Posted these before...still funny.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam"
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant!
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist! wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:42 AM
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Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas....

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Old 11-14-2011, 10:52 AM
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"A 3 legged Dog walks into the Tavern in the old West,"
Says...."I'm lookin for the man who shot my........PAW."

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Old 11-14-2011, 11:02 AM
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Why didn't the one Skeleton dance with the other??? ---- Because he didn't have the GUTS to

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Old 11-14-2011, 11:05 AM
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:13 AM
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

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Old 11-14-2011, 11:22 AM
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What is black, white and red all over?........ A newspaper.

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Old 11-14-2011, 11:26 AM
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What's got four legs and an arm?
A pit bull.

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Old 11-14-2011, 11:46 AM
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What's Black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?


A nun (or a skunk) rolling down a hill...
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:57 AM
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If a mime falls down in a forest when no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?

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Old 11-14-2011, 12:01 PM
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Dumb and Dumber
Friend 1: Is it true that your wife talks to herself when she is alone?
Friend 2: I don't know. I wasn't with her when she was alone.

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I finally joined alcoholics anonymous. I use a different name each month.........................

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Old 11-14-2011, 01:02 PM
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Mel- "I had to put my dog down yesterday."
Bob- "That's a shame.. Was he mad?"
Mel- "Well, I'll tell ya, he wasn't wild about the idea."

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Old 11-14-2011, 02:11 PM
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Hey Steve...2 sentences was the rule!

Just a little troublemaker, aren't ya?

Oh wait, Rambler...I get it.

You're excused.

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Old 11-17-2011, 10:28 PM
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Two detectorists walkin the desert one says hey you and the other says who me. Henny Youngman

A woman takes her husband to the doctor and says ,my husband thinks he is a refrigerator, he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake.

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Old 11-17-2011, 10:45 PM
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I had a Dog with no legs, so I named him "Cigarette" ( I forgot to add this part)

Everynight I'd take him out for a drag!

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Old 11-17-2011, 10:48 PM
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Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic who wasn't sure he believed in Dog?

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