"hi. I'm CerealEyes and I'd like to destroy your front yard

Go online and find the owners name. This is very important. Wait until they go to work. Start digging. If anyone stops you just say that "owner name here" gave you permission. You might even get permission to hunt their yard.

#dontdothis #justkidding

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Huh, I should look em up first from now on! I usually just say Mike, Joe, or Jim said it was cool because hell, chances are pretty good, right? "But his name is Jasper!". "Well, that's what people who are close to him call him slick..." Hard to argue with that!:D
 
heading to the liquor store after work thanks for all the advice!

Don't forget to swing into the hardware store for a box of drywall screws. In case the whole liquor thing doesn't go well. I use 2 1/2 inchers. Guaranteed to penetrate all but the most robust tires and the tire guy told me, he can always get hold of the head with a needle nose pliers.
 
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