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Old 04-14-2019, 08:01 PM
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no kidding. what do you do when your wife comes in to your home office with some financial papers for you to sign and has a 11" kitchen knife in her hand?

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Old 04-14-2019, 08:02 PM
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I hope you're kidding.

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Old 04-14-2019, 08:10 PM
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You smile and thank her for not showing up with a tiny pair of scissors.
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Old 04-14-2019, 08:28 PM
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Hide?

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Old 04-14-2019, 11:17 PM
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Tell her that behind, or in your case, in front of every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he has done wrong.
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Old 04-14-2019, 11:52 PM
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I'd tell her...

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Old 04-15-2019, 06:36 PM
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Um...Bobbitt?

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Old 04-15-2019, 06:51 PM
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I'm still waiting for the punchline on this one.

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Old 04-15-2019, 07:14 PM
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Pull the .357 out of the desk drawer?
Say I love you babe but how many times do I have to tell you
"Dont bring a knife to a gun fight!"
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Old 04-15-2019, 07:32 PM
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Wear your steel braided underwear to bed, TIGHT!
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Old 04-16-2019, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin_V3i View post
Wear your steel braided underwear to bed, TIGHT!
Yep, now you know why I mentioned the tiny pair of scissors above.
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Old 04-17-2019, 11:30 AM
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Well, what you don't do is turn your back to her and post this question on the internet.
Haven't heard from you since this post...you ok?...maxxkatt?...you there?
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