Woman beats man with detector...anyone we know?

Coming shortly to Tampa Bay Craigslist:
Slightly used metal detector. Only used once (for a beating). Needs new coil.


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dang and elderly person charged with the crime of assaulting an elderly person :laughing:
 
Good one Fred, got a chuckle out of that one. The woman was probably more jealous of the detector, probably spends more time with it than her. lol HH Mark
 
Guy says she "struck him twice in the head with the round, disc-shaped sensor". 1) I'm guessing it was his detector, but those were not his words. :roll:
2)Of course she hit him twice. She was trying to get a repeatable signal.
3)What model is the detector? equi-"knocks"
4)She needs to turn down the sensitivity.
5)Hey Mud-Puppy, here's another reason to bag your coil...and put some padding in there. :laughing:
 
Why do you think I moved back to California ?
 
Good one Fred, got a chuckle out of that one. The woman was probably more jealous of the detector, probably spends more time with it than her. lol HH Mark

probably true! my wife wants to beat me with mine!
i just give her something she craves, and she settles down!
i'm just sayin'

(h.h.!)
j.t.
 
Another similar one from Florida, that hits a little close to home...

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her, “First offender?”

She replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

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