Woman beats man with detector...anyone we know?

Even lunatics seem to prefer retirement in Florida.

JCinPC said:

Coming shortly to Tampa Bay Craigslist:
Slightly used metal detector. Only used once (for a beating). Needs new coil.


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Haha! Thats awesome.

Metal detector for sale. Used but barely broken in, all it needs is a good cleaning. Great at locating treasure and bludgeoning. Does not discriminate but very sensitive to large objects. Lifetime warranty is transferrable. Slight wobble in the shaft but hardly noticeable. Coil is nose heavy for extra effect and pinpointing is spot on.

This detector has not found much treasure but it did find a couple of gold teeth. Accept only paypal and will be shipped in about 6 months or bail.

Attacked because he's watching a movie on Cinemax and a topless woman appeared in a scene. Are they even married? That's being very insecure. If I had to live with that I'd look too.