Never paid much attention to candles until the other day I walked through the candle aisle at Walmart. Why on earth are candles so expensive, a bit of wax some smelly stuff,and a wick. Seems like a $15.00 candle would cost about 20 cents to make. Just curious.
The funny thing about candles or fire/lumens in general....The monetary 'value' for a lit candle depends upon the situation! I bet I could sell a Walmart candle, a Bic Lighter, and a paring knife for a MILLION DOLLARS to Bill Gates or Warren Buffet if the situation was correct...I'd be all in at $3 out of Mud-Puppy totlot pocket clad...A huge Investment Win Finally!
If the situation was correct..yeah..blowing snow, sub Z's, hypothermia knocking, in the dark......Just one little Walmart birthday cake candle is a Life or Death kind of deal, in that happenstance, money is no object.....You couldnt get a nickel for a Walmart candle in July in the daytime, but check back in January when its sub Z's, wind blowing like a bastard, dark as hell and the grid goes down?...
I bet under these circumstances, without an alternative, even Warren Buffet would freeze to death! Without a knife he couldnt even cut out Carlos Slims guts and crawl into his body cavity, or manually kill and cover up with George Soros' wrinkly carcass!
Its really hard to make a fire from nothing...or kill a guy by hand, it can be done but takes a bit of practice....Nobody appreciates candles or fire anymore...If a guy had a case of Bic Lighters back 200yrs ago? You would pretty much own the entire Continent! Holy hell, if you had a pallet of some squirt bottles of charcoal lighter fluid too? Sheesh! King of the World!
Freaking little Walmart paring knife? Ok yeah, better than nothing...always handy... for the longpig...
All this aside....
$15 bucks for a Walmart candle seems a bit out of Proportion in Aug though...unless you were contemplating this Out of Season purchase as a gift to your Wife or Hunting buddy thank you!!....In this case, a $15 candle pays better down stream dividends than a rotisserie chicken, a loaf of Hawaiian buns and a pound of coleslaw!
Way cheaper than Olive Garden! Lighter fluid is a good Manly aftershave though...give yourself a spritz over in the Sports section to be really on your game...Report back!