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Top 10 Most Annoying Questions while Detecting

Terry Soloman

Terry Soloman

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10) What kind of underwear are you wearing?

9) How much to take your shirt off?

8) Is THAT your wife?

7) Will that find bikini bottoms?

6) Can you help me find my hotel room key, then help me find my hotel?

5) Oops! Dropped my phone number! Can you help me find it?

4) Did you know you can find love with that?

3) Can you come over to my house and help me find.. something?

2) I like the way you swing that thing, want to swing it over here?

1) Do you have Craig's telephone number?

:lol:
 
What are you looking for?

Have you found any gold with that thing?

Are you looking for turtles?

Is there a bomb around here?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
What are you looking for? AND I am always tempted to say my mind! :jester:
 
I was huntin one day down in Florida at this real small county park when this guy pulls over about 50 feet from me and blows the horn well the only people in the park was me and him but I continued diggin because I had a real good deep target and hoped the guy would just mosey on and let it be. But he blew the horn again so I thought he might have some good information for me or something and this guy had room to pull around beside me and roll down his window and ask me but no he has to blow his horn and motion for me to come aroud to his side of the car. When I got there he asked very rudely Where is the bus station? Well I hadnt ever spoke a word to this guy because I was busy lookin around for the bus station. The guy spoke up and asked Dont you speak english. So I said to the guy mmmiklunuergat. The guy was spinin gravel out of that place I never will forget the look on his face and I bet he never forgot mine. But you know he must have been a blessing in disguise because I ended up finding 3 more wheats on that lot that were pretty old. The good ole southern mafia boys would say eat with your back against the wall and carry a big stick. Dont let anyone ruin your day because its your day.
 
earlier this year....

“did you find my ring?”
-did you lose a ring?
“yes”
-silver or gold?
“both...I’ve lost several here.”
-any with diamonds?
“yes, several...and some with gems.”
-nope...no rings today…
-”well if I could look at what you got I could tell you if it’s mine or not.”
-I just said I didn’t get any rings today…
“yeah, but I’ve lost coins, too.”
-maybe you should be more careful…
“could I see what you got?”
-NO
“then I’m going to call the police...”
-tell you what (I pulled out my cell phone)...I’ll call them right now….
...and she left.
 
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