A Day with The Lama

Darth_Finger said:

And I have been drinking all day.

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Tom_in_CA said:

I'm gonna drink now too d/t this The S. Cruz beach cam show utterly sanded in beaches

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Ra1der5 said:

Surface seaweed from the day before is gone, but there's evidence poking up through the sand. Nope! Moving on. Get in my car, turn the corner, and there's... The Lama!

"How's it look?" "Seaweed. Never a good thing." So I hop in the van and we're hoping another beach looks better. Get out of the van, gear up... "Where's my keys?" (feels his a$$). "Oh, there they are!" And... we're off! I start talking about the active phase of the MJO and The Lama is looking at me like I'm a f@ckin' alien!

An hour later, The Lama is 'streaming' under a set of stairs. Out of the corner of me eye, two security approach. Uh-oh... how am I getting back to my car? A warning.

I've got two greenies. The Lama? Not much more. We're done! Headed back to the van. "Where are my keys?" What the Lama felt in his back pocket was trash from a previous hunt. "DUDE!" Again... how am I getting back to my car? The Lama gets his Hide-A-Key. He's learned from the past.



I'm pretty controlled. The Lama is free. We're polar opposites, but the same. The Lama, Darth... two detecting buddies that gold won't replace.

Raider Regards,

R5

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Darth_Finger said:

And I have been drinking all day.

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brncofan said:

definetly would drive me to drink

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Ra1der5 said:

Surface seaweed from the day before is gone, but there's evidence poking up through the sand. Nope! Moving on. Get in my car, turn the corner, and there's... The Lama!

"How's it look?" "Seaweed. Never a good thing." So I hop in the van and we're hoping another beach looks better. Get out of the van, gear up... "Where's my keys?" (feels his a$$). "Oh, there they are!" And... we're off! I start talking about the active phase of the MJO and The Lama is looking at me like I'm a f@ckin' alien!

An hour later, The Lama is 'streaming' under a set of stairs. Out of the corner of me eye, two security approach. Uh-oh... how am I getting back to my car? A warning.

I've got two greenies. The Lama? Not much more. We're done! Headed back to the van. "Where are my keys?" What the Lama felt in his back pocket was trash from a previous hunt. "DUDE!" Again... how am I getting back to my car? The Lama gets his Hide-A-Key. He's learned from the past.



I'm pretty controlled. The Lama is free. We're polar opposites, but the same. The Lama, Darth... two detecting buddies that gold won't replace.

Raider Regards,

R5

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The Lama said:

Then again there was the time me and darth were hitting on a couple of nice bikini girls when one asked my name i said mud puppy,thats when her friend said 'wait a minute i met you last week and you said your name was sea bee ron'.Oh well,life can be tough on the beach.

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The Lama said:

Then again there was the time me and darth were hitting on a couple of nice bikini girls when one asked my name i said mud puppy,thats when her friend said 'wait a minute i met you last week and you said your name was sea bee ron'.Oh well,life can be tough on the beach.

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Waveoff said:

This reads like a scene from The Big Lebowski. Good thing he had a spare key!

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The Lama said:

Then again there was the time me and darth were hitting on a couple of nice bikini girls when one asked my name i said mud puppy,thats when her friend said 'wait a minute i met you last week and you said your name was sea bee ron'.Oh well,life can be tough on the beach.

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Darth_Finger said:

Now I know why I get asked all the time if I know Sea Bee Ron.

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