Scubadetector,
You are on the right track.
You need to change your forum name to EquinoxDetector.
Make sure to go buy matching Equinox embroidered sheets and pillow cases.
Make sure to get the Equinox logoed toilet paper.
Get the bath tub mat that says Equinox and place in your tub.
A welcome mat at your front door that says Equinox.
And definitely be sure to get the matching Equinox floor mats and seat covers for your auto.
Go buy you a personalized license plate for your auto that says Equinox.
Got to always wear the Equinox hat when posting and when seen in public.
And last be sure to change your avatar to something Equinox related.
You do all this more folks will pay attention to you, post more comments.
I guarantee it.
Minelab might even call you and give you free stuff too.