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Seenagers. It all makes sense now

Rudy

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I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager,
only 55-60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.
I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant,
they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long,
why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this,
if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because
they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing
as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something
and when they get there, they stand there wondering what
they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is
nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now
I can't remember their names.

So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
 
At 77 i believe in the here after. Walk into a room and then ask myself what did i come in here after.
 
Wow, that's right on the mark! I think I'll make up birthday cards for my younger siblings that are just getting into their 70's to let them know it's OK to be a young "seenager"!
Now if I could just remember why I walked into the kitchen...
 
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