Smart girl!!

sllingshot47

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A little girl was on her first air flight and quietly staring thru the window. A gentleman asked her if she wanted to talk to calm any fears she might have. "Oh, no. God will take care of me" she replied. "Well, you know- there's no such thing as God, heaven, or hell." he answered.
Staring a little longer, she replied: A deer, a cow, and a horse all eat the same grass. The deer eliminates pebble like droppings; the cow, a fat patty, and the horse, clumps. Why is that?"
Amused and grinning, he replied, "Well, I guess I don't know the answer to that." Then she asked, "How do you know about God, Heaven, and Hell when you don't know c_ _ _":D
 
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