T'was the dig before Christmas

T'was the day before Christmas with Marie gone to God knows where.
Probably out shopping or doing her hair.

While the Bluenoser was at home with nay not a care
In front of his computer only dressed in underwear.

Feeling downhearted and almost quite dead
He went out digging and found a new head!


Well the day was much colder , colder then most
Don't forget the bouys living on Canada's eastern coast.

Quota Guru was swinging freely , slowly with no great haste
While the Bluenoser's face began to turn blue and looked like used paste.


He then heard the familiar beep at the base of his feet
Bent down lowly and dug up a cleat.

Now Prancer, Dancer, Vixen along with the rest of the crew
Were flying over head yonder a doing the dew.

With all this digging and 38 coins at six fifty three
The Bluenoser headed homeward to admire his Christmas tree.