QuarterHoarder
Senior Member
What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty.......
Wataaaah!
Wataaaah!
Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'
A man carried a large bag of dog food to the checkout counter at the grocery store.
The clerk said " Thats a lot of dog food , you must have a really big dog ."
The man said .. " No Im back on a dog food diet again , last time I used it I lost a lot of weight. Its nutritionally complete , just keep some in your pocket and eat some when you get hungry. Though , I probably shouldnt since I wound up in the hospital the last time."
The clerk said .." Did you get sick from the dog food ? "
The man said .." No , I stepped off the curb to smell a poodles butt and was hit by a bus. "
A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench. Nope, can't tell that one.
Pierre was a famous French fighter pilot. Nope, can't tell that one.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The p is silent.
I'd rather have that Ford, than the Merc.
Sorry, just the Merc on this contest!
Here's one for you cheese heads
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose...
Shoulda used that one for your pun contest but I just herd it the other day. lol
A bear and a rabbit are sitting next to each other in the woods taking a poop.
The bear looks at the rabbit and asks "Hey, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit simply replies "No". So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with it. (you can replace "poop" and "butt" for the adult version)
an Amish drive by shooting.
A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench. Nope, can't tell that one.
Pierre was a famous French fighter pilot. Nope, can't tell that one.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The p is silent.
I'd rather have that Ford, than the Merc.