I accept this fact....I was born as a neodymium magnet for insane or crazy people...panhandlers, bums, cat ladies, invisible and mostly harmless societal castoffs...So strong is my tractor beam effect, they will cross a Chicago rush hour street to make my acquaintance!
To most normal Humans I'm completely invisible, I can slip and slide through Life unnoticed by them at all! ....Willow the Wisp! I have to wear a name tag at family reunions!...My Wife of 40 years lists herself as 'single' on her facebook page! I am the ultimate Gray Man! Granted, Its a good gift to have...
EXCEPT, not to the other Humans living in strange and parallel mental universes....wandering around talking to themselves, insane innocents but also malevolents, they key in on me!...its as if I'm painted blaze orange, wearing a traffic cone for a hat, bare naked, riding a unicycle, juggling pineapples and playing a trumpet!!...
Its surreally funny some of the examples!! For instance: I was sitting in a barbershop in Atlanta a while ago, getting a trim before a major business meeting, and I saw a crazy guy walk past on the sidewalk, lost in his random thoughts, stumbling and drooling...then he stopped, and with a confused look on his face he walked on into the barbershop and just stood there...the Barber asked him, "What the hell do you want?" The poor guy didnt know! He was just pulled in by the aura of my neodymium magnet magnificence...then he pist himself of course and stumbled back on out onto Peachtree...
Consequently, I play this birth defect to my strength...I can about go anywhere at anytime there are 'Normies'..they just dont see me at all! Secure areas like military bases, hospitals, Airports,...Rose Garden? Custer Battlefield? Gettysburg? No big friggin deal! So I can hunt about anywhere I please! UNLESS theres a totally insane canbum or crazy old catlady around...Then yeah..we interface a bit...
I bet you a dollar I never see a Social Security check though...The damned 'Normies' running the show will say I dont exist and am not recognized in their system...!