A Husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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His funeral is next Saturday!
His wife told him, "tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
(scroll down)
His funeral is next Saturday!
