ohiochris
Elite Member
A guy was at the checkout counter of a store with a 50 pound bag of dog food and that cashier said " wow thats a big bag , you must have a big dog".
The guy says " no , Im back on the dog food diet again , its great and I lost a lot of weight on it the last time. Its nutritionally complete and low fat"
She said " why did you stop ?"
He said, " I dont know , I woke up in the hospital with machines and tubes hooked up to me , I was in the hospital for a long time."
She said , " did it make you sick ?"
He said " no , I stepped off the curb to smell a poodles butt and got hit by a bus !!!
The guy says " no , Im back on the dog food diet again , its great and I lost a lot of weight on it the last time. Its nutritionally complete and low fat"
She said " why did you stop ?"
He said, " I dont know , I woke up in the hospital with machines and tubes hooked up to me , I was in the hospital for a long time."
She said , " did it make you sick ?"
He said " no , I stepped off the curb to smell a poodles butt and got hit by a bus !!!
nice! I bet the cat food diet joke wouldn't be as "clean" when he said what he smelt!
