Rudy
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Why We Love OLD People
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint.
He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens
and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem -
how to carry his entire purchases home?
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get
in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, and have your
way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly
hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint.
He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens
and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem -
how to carry his entire purchases home?
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get
in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, and have your
way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly
hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
Great one Rudy... will post that on my Navy BB.... RickO
